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Scam Calls Being Made To Sultan Residents
July 07, 2018
By Rex D. Cain
(SULTAN, WA.) – Besides being illegal, this could be considered rude and inappropriate behavior.
The fine folks at the Sky Valley Chamber of Commerce say some people in the Sultan area have been “getting calls from Marriott Hotels and it ID'd as Sultan Schools. It’s a SCAM.”
Well, of all the lowdown nasty…..
So look, if you get such a call tell the caller this: “Listen punk. I already read about your scam in the Sky Valley Chronicle so you better vamaloose you sneaky little law-breaking miscreant or I’ll sick Trump’s ICE thugs on you and have you stuck in a cage in the middle of the wastelands of Idaho after they rip you out of yer Momma’s loving arms.”
Just kidding, Wanted to see if you were paying attention. Perhaps it would be better just to hang up.