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Dude. Need a gig?
May 31, 2018
By Rex D. Cain
(MONROE, WA.) –- So you say you need a job? You’re in luck. The City of Monroe is looking for seasonal help as well as a full-time Executive Assistant to Command Staff.
And that Executive Assistant to Command Staff gig is a hot one. Pays $126,000 a year with all the benees and all you have to do is ride around in a private jet all day long drinking Mai Thais and thinking creative thoughts like...what color would be best for public waste receptacles?
Two tone paint jobs? Metallic paint maybe, like faux gold?
Just kidding. Wanted to see if you were paying attention. Seriously though, that job is a nice one. It pays.$4,716 to $5,878 per month with bookoo job security and they’re gonna keep it open until it’s filled. Now isn’t that nice?
The job is in the Monroe Police Dept. and is part of an overall support function of the department. It's also a union gig (Teamsters Local 763) which is sweet right off the bat.
Not many good union gigs left these days in America (and you know why) except for in guvmn’t work.
Anyway, the combo of a union job and it being a guvmn't position means HUGE job security compared to the rest of the dog eat dog “private enterprise” world – such as the horrible, stinking, lousy news business.
Momma, don't let your babies grow up to be journalists or they’ll never make any money, have any job security and they'll never get into heaven when they die.
But we digress.
To find out more about that sweet gig and others go right here .