Bunch of us were fooling around in the lab the other night and we made this thing levitate. Seriously. Check it out on the video below.
This force field you see at work here is how UFO’s are powered only in UFO’s it’s a lot bigger and much more complex. We’d explain it for you but it would take too long and it’s way above your pay grade anyway.
We captured a small UFO up near Baring, WA last year and were doing some experiments like this with it in the back yard and then some ratfink no account sleaze ball stole it from us.
The world is filled with vermin, vipers, slithery-sleezies, devil worshipers and other scoundrels of the highest order. Whoever you are out there, bring back our freaking UFO or we’ll pound ya into the ground like a tent stake!
We’ll make ya do the funky chicken. You’ll never work in this town again you schmuck!
Stuff like that.
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