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BREAKING NEWS

PHOTO OF THE DAY:
Dude with big foot

June 29, 2012




Bigfoot crossing sign on U.S. Hwy 2 in the Sky Valley. Sky Valley Chronicle photo. CLICK TO ENLARGE
We brake for big guys (Redux)

CLICK IMAGE AT RIGHT TO ENLARGE >>>>

Up here in the foothills of the mighty Cascade Mountains where all the women are strong and pump iron, all the men are movie star pretty and all the kids are so far above average they can play Buddy Guy blues licks on a dime store guitar at the age of three, we brake for the big guy.

The big hairy Bigfoot guy. Sasquatch as some call them. The big hairy woods ape, the missing link in evolution, blah, blah, blah.

Anyway, the woods up here are just filthy with these Big Footers. You see em’ all the time crossing the “Highway of Death” (U.S. Highway 2) with a full size deer in their mouths or carrying the still bloody odd head of a big elk in the crook of one arm. (Trust us…you do NOT want to know how that elk’s head got separated from its body).

Usually these big guys are not in good humor so it is best to avoid mixing it up with them.

The sign you see here about a Bigfoot Crossing is a real one, not no fake made up movie sign.

We kid thee not.

It’s on the south side of U.S. Highway 2 at a coffee shop just a few miles up the road from the Sky Valley Chronicle ranch where the mighty Chronicle is banged out daily by dedicated, decent, church goin' God fearing American journalists who load their own ammo (.45 long colt mostly) and practice the lost art of Zen motorcycle repair.




Have a favorite photo you’d like to submit for Photo of The Day? Send that bad boy to: editorial@skyvalleychronicle.com. You’ll become famous overnight.

Probably get your own reality TV show.

But don’t send no more pictures of yer sister naked. We already have plenty of those.

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