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And now for some light reading from the mailbox
July 01, 2018



By Rex D. Cain

(NATIONAL) – When was the last time you read some really hot hate mail? We mean stuff that’s on fire and aims to kill. (Literally).

Real .44 magnum quality thoughts from down and dirty serious as a heart attack haters?

Well, in addition to certain politicians, the best place to find such world quality hate mail is at newspapers.

People love to hate newspapers and they always send the best hate mail to newspapers.

Not to this one, of course. We never get hate mail, only attaboy! Great going! We luv ya babe! kind of mail because people from all walks of life love and cherish the Chronicle.

Why? Because we’re the only newspaper dedicated to the ideals of truth, justice and the American way AND the Boy Scout Code Of Honor. That’s why the mail we get is sweet and pure enough in heart and tone to be read daily by Mother Superior at the local convent (where nuns live).

But take an outfit like, oh that lefty rag the Huffington Post. Now there’s an operation that gets some really sensational hate mail.

And lucky for you and the whole family, the Post just published some of the choice hate mail it has received recently. Granted, most of it is so rude and filthy and nasty we can’t print the stuff.

But here’s just a few censored pieces to give you a feel for the really fun stuff the Post gets from intelligent, reasoned, open minded, non-prejudiced readers on a regular basis.


“Your Story Was Sadly Mistaken. Please Correct It By Killing Yourself ― Preferably By Getting Gang Raped By ------.”

“You pieces of sh*t. “Y’all Deserve 5th Degree Burns To Your Eyes And Ears Drums And 3rd Degree To Your Finger Tips...kill yourself.”

“Go f**k yourself you *** guzzling piece of s**t liberal bi***. I’ll bet you were happier when your dad was s***ng his **** up your ***** ***, huh?”

“Tell Your c**t Editor To Go F**k Herself Libtard F***ing Whore”

“In the oven you Jew”

“Let’s all hope AIDS makes a comeback.”

“I Always Check Obituary To See If HuffPost Employee Died So I Can Send Their Family A Funny Letter ”

“We’re Going To Take Care Of You One Way Or Another”

“Your Days Of Treason Are Near The End, B**ch”

“S**k A Thick C**k, Corporatist Kike B**ch”

“Filthy Jew Rat”

Those are just for openers. To read the really choice stuff go here





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