ďI SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS AND IíM CONCERNED BECAUSEÖĒ
Daddy was at work when it happened.
Votes: 8 (47.1%)
Santa is already married. Uh oh. Major cat fight ahead.
Votes: 4 (23.5%)
If momma and Santa become this hot & sensational front-page item and I find out later Santa is one of them socialist commie pinko liberals, I may have to have him whacked. I think thatís legal in most states.
Votes: 2 (11.8%)
Fer sure Iím gonna have to whack him if he listens to Rush Limbaugh or Glenn Beck for anything more than fits & giggles. Pretty sure thatís legal in all states plus all the cool European countries.