“Little Billy is having such a swell time this election season being subjected to wave after wave of low-life, low-ball “attack” ads by one politician against another that…”
He just might barf himself into the next universe.
Votes: 1 (8.3%)
He’s starting to understand why those wacky Iraqis showed such little interest in America “importing” its brand of Democracy. He now thinks tribal may be the way to go.
Votes: 3 (25.0%)
His teachers at school have mistaken his constant gagging and retching for a long lost Neanderthal language.
Votes: 0 (0.0%)
He’s finally figured out he has to dumb down his IQ about 40 points and learn to be frightened of everything including his own shadow to get into the spirit of American politics. Greed is good. But fear is far better.
Votes: 4 (33.3%)
Democracy isn’t democracy anymore. It’s all marketing. And bad marketing at that.