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Mon, Dec 28, 2009 04:37 PM MST

Modified:

Tue, Jan 05, 2010 12:29 PM MST

Title:

WANTED: THE NEXT HEMINGWAY (OR HUNTER S. THOMPSON)

Description:

Sky Valley Chronicle seeks committed, informed and relatively sane gadfly in or around Snohomish, WA to write the odd pithy comment now and then for the all-new, hot-as-a pistol “ain’t your great grandma’s newspaper” Sky Valley Chronicle.

Qualifications: Be sober most of the time (like Hemingway in the early days). Walk straight, sing pretty, have good personal hygiene, be not a whack job and own a decent spell check in your computer (ours is busted).

No actual monetary compensation for this gig -- just the gorgeous, sweet, endless, eternal glory and deep personal satisfaction one derives from upholding the grand traditions of American journalism and, of course, making the constant rounds of all the talk shows such as Oprah and the Tonight Show to be interviewed (as an "expert") about all the stuff you write about.

Respond to: editorial@skyvalleychronicle.com. (Attn: Xingu The Magnificent)


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