Man Gets His Family Jewels Trapped In London's Underground Tube
It doesn't get more embarrassing than this
January 03, 2018
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(INTERNATIONAL) -- No matter what embarrassing thing might happen to you this week, you can thank your lucky stars you weren't this guy.
An unidentified man has suffered arguably the ultimate humiliation (for a man) as he tried to jump though the turnstile barrier at a London subway station, evidently to escape paying the fare, and ended up screaming in pain as his genitals somehow got stuck in the turnstile.
Worse yet, the event was captured on video then went viral.
According to Sputniknews.com,"The footage shows the man screaming in pain as his genitals are stuck in the turnstile...while witnesses gather around him, making attempts to set his manhood free, his screams get louder and louder as the pain presumably becomes unbearable. Some of those who tried to help the would-be fare-dodger even suggested that they should “butter him up,” and another male voice calls for an alternative, shouting “oil” instead of butter."
The news outlet noted that the incident "has set Twitter alight as social media users kept poking fun of the situation." The great unwashed have no boundaries for snarkiness, it appears,
One guy posted a picture of a squirrel with the caption: "It costs two pence not two nuts." Another guy tweeted, "Bet he doesn’t have the balls to do that again."
Bah-dah-bing-bah-dah-boom. (Rim shot please)
When trapped man finally had his family jewels set free, he hugged everyone who helped unhook him from the most embarrassing (one would assume) moment of his life.
Let this be a lesson kids. Always pay your subway fare.