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Dopers Get Duped Big Time
Now the cops got their dope, their houses, their RVís, their cash and itís just a really bad time for them

March 08, 2018




Just some of the dope the gendarmes seized from the doper dopes while serving those warrants. More images below.


CLICK TO ENLARGE: Larger images of the some of the dope that was seized. Photos: King County Sheriff's office.
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(KING COUNTY, WA.) – Let this be a lesson kids. If you do dope, then sooner or later you’ll become a dope and then you’ll get duped and lose your dope.

In addition, you’ll end up in a not so nice place eating bad prison food, wearing badly fitting (and very ugly) blue prison clothing and avoiding guys they call “booty bandits.”

Case in point: Wednesday the King County Sheriff’s office announced that last week sheriff’s detectives served 18 search warrants in the course of two days on residences and two storage units in unincorporated King County as well as the cities of Renton, Federal Way, Auburn, Pacific, Kent, Lakewood and Seattle.

During the course of serving those warrants they scooped up 7,634 marijuana plants valued at $7.6 million and 783 pounds of processed marijuana valued at $2,350,500.00.

That’s a humpload of dope that will not be smoked or made into brownies. Total value of the marijuana seized was $9,984,500.00.

“Additionally, detectives seized 10 homes, 4 vehicles, a 32-foot RV and over $200,000.00 in cash all related to illegal marijuana grows and sales,” said a statement from the sheriff’s office.

On top of all that a total of ten adults (who should have known better) were booked into the not so luxurious King County Jail for drug related charges.

So let that be a lesson kids. Crime does not pay. You’ll lose your house, your dope, your money, your RV, your freedom and on top of all that, in prison you’ll be running around all day trying to avoid booty bandits.

You’d be better off working at Wally World for minimum wage.

Or maybe working as a porn star and one day dating a future President of the United States, thereby cementing your name and occupation in the history books for all time...not to mention getting invited to appear on Jimmy Kimmel’s late night TV show where you would then be doing your part to (altogether now) "Make America Great Again!"






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