(NATIONAL) -- You believe
you hear from the White House, don't you?
Everything spoken as truth
Trump and Sarah Huckabee Whackabee Sanders, the Queen of The White
House press handouts and pronouncements?
You believe what you hear
President Trump's interesting but perhaps dumb-as-donuts "
family advisers," yes?
Oh. You say you don't?
proves right there then that you're a socialist or a Democrat or a
Hillary lover or a socialist-Democrat-Hillary lover-commie pinko-bed
wetter godless liberal who needs to be in a concentration camp.
On top of that, you
probably don't even
own a dozen a guns and you believe in all that global warming crap --
all lies by those feelthy steenking scientists (who are all part of
the "deep state" and trying to undermine God's servant on
earth, Donald Trump).
Well, the Chronicle wants
you to know
that even as pathetic as you are, we haven't forgotten you.
So anytime you commie pinko
bed-wetter liberals want to keep track of the lies and fake news
coming out of the mouths of anybody in the White House you'll want to
check in frequently:
Thank you for your attention to this